Archive for March 2011

Elizabeth Taylor Died

March 23, 2011

Do yourself a favor and watch Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Marilyn Monroe gets a lot of credit, but I think Liz Taylor is quite possibly the sexiest woman in our planet’s history in that movie. It’s basically about her being horny for an hour and a half and trying to get Paul Newman to bone her (hint: he won’t do it because he likes booze and penis too much).

RIP Liz.

If “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” Was Pretentious

March 14, 2011